May 21, 2012
"They wanted him to plead guilty to being a hatemonger, homophobic and antigay, and he wasn’t going to do it."

Rutgers Spying Defendant Sentenced to 30 Days in Jail - NYTimes.com

May 18, 2012
"I’m going to be coming out with both barrels blazing because the reputations of the people I represent have been besmirched."

Lawyers accused of overbilling Rosa Parks saved her belongings, attorney says | Detroit Free Press | freep.com

May 17, 2012
"You are such a whiner. I will kick your ass, in court or anywhere else pansy."

— Former Cozen O’Connor partner Martin Sweeney, reacting to a scheduling difficulty with opposing counsel

(Source: abovethelaw.com)

April 4, 2012
"It has come to Facebook’s attention that you are marketing technology that is designed to violate Facebook’s terms. Specifically, the “Defaceable” browser software offered at www.defaceable.com interferes with the proper rendering of the Facebook website, and places unauthorized graphics on Facebook profiles and pages. This software, and your activities associated with it, violates Facebook’s terms."

Actually, the individual to whom Facebook lawyer Carla L. Reyes sent this letter has absolutely nothing at all to do with the Defaceable extension or anyone else associated with it. #duediligence

Facebook Threatens To Sue TechCrunch Commenter — by Sarah Perez

March 26, 2012
"Ceglia simply typed text into a Word document and declared it was the text of emails with Zuckerberg."

— Facebook’s recent motion to dismiss a lawsuit brought by Paul Ceglia, seeking 50% of Mark Zuckerberg’s ownership stake in the fompany | Facebook Releases Emails From Zuckerberg’s Harvard Days - Digits - WSJ