Lawyer Says is a collection of exact quotes from attorneys (and sometimes judges), as found all over the web. Many are controversial but controversy isn’t a requirement. Lawyer Says was created and is managed by Joe Ross and inspired by Officials Say the Darndest Things.
"I plead guilty to having written the majority opinion (affirmed by the Supreme Court) upholding Indiana’s requirement that prospective voters prove their identity with a photo ID—a type of law now widely regarded as a means of voter suppression rather than of fraud prevention."
"Re-seating jurors and forcing offending parties to forfeit their peremptory challenges sends an important message to the public [in New Jersey] that our judicial system will not allow discriminatory conduct in the courtroom."
"The court finds that, based on the extensive documentary evidence, economic theory, data, and expert statistical modeling, plaintiffs’ methodology demonstrates that common issues are likely to predominate over individual issues."
"The United States has charged Kim Dotcom with criminal liability for the acts of his Megaupload cloud storage users, a form of secondary copyright infringement. But no criminal statute for secondary copyright infringement exists."
"Accordingly, the request for preliminary injunction is DENIED. Should the parties choose to string this case out to trial on the merits, the Court encourages reasonable discovery intercourse as they navigate the peaks and valleys of litigation, perhaps to reach a happy ending. It is so ORDERED."